I'm an average guy and that's not a lie.
Age 29, Male
Skynet Worker
O-Town
Joined on 9/10/06
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Push the hardest.
Win the race.
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Complete the game
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Dispense of the boy.
Find 6 bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.